you could put every character you like in a room and yell “hey asshole” and probably 99% of them would look up
i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct
STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy
Fendi judge gown: $399
Versace diamond band wring: $2999
Channel diamond ear wrings: $4999
MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50
Lase detailing: $1.50 per foot
Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them.
How was this even caught on camera?
did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet
Did you know that pound for pound, house cats are THE most efficient land predators?
Cats are better than you.
so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane
hello my name is dean
and i am now a demon
I’m ur new hell queen
you can call me queen deanmon
things to never make fun of:
- mental illnesses
- eating disorders
Controversial street artist Banksy has struck again - this time in England with artwork that many consider to be “offensive and racist”. If you recall last year, Banksy had a month-long residency in New York in which he put his art on display in the Big Apple and again ran into a lot of the same problems. Some of his New York work seemed somewhat…uninspired. Don’t believe us? We snapped a few exclusive pics from around the city to help you decide for yourself.
i like to describe myself as an ayyyyyysexual
not into sex, really into puns