jaclcfrost:

you could put every character you like in a room and yell “hey asshole” and probably 99% of them would look up

thefaultinourfandoms:

i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI 

unconflated:

that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct

crrabs:

STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy
Fendi judge gown: $399
Versace diamond band wring: $2999
Channel diamond ear wrings: $4999
MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50
Lase detailing: $1.50 per foot
Smile: pricless

crrabs:

STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy

Fendi judge gown: $399

Versace diamond band wring: $2999

Channel diamond ear wrings: $4999

MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50

Lase detailing: $1.50 per foot

Smile: pricless

lettersfromtitan:

aleksandrwilde:

jinxamataz:

commissarcuddles:

hexane-nightmares:

Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. 

How was this even caught on camera?

did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet

Did you know that pound for pound, house cats are THE most efficient land predators?

Cats are better than you.

lettersfromtitan:

aleksandrwilde:

jinxamataz:

commissarcuddles:

hexane-nightmares:

Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. 

How was this even caught on camera?

did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet

Did you know that pound for pound, house cats are THE most efficient land predators?

Cats are better than you.

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

a deep poem by demondean

deansass:

hello my name is dean

and i am now a demon

I’m ur new hell queen

you can call me queen deanmon

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:



perfect usage of that gif

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:

perfect usage of that gif

double-takee:

things to never make fun of:

  • mental illnesses 
  • eating disorders
  • cutting
  • suicide 
  • rape

collegehumor:

Banksy is BACK! 

Controversial street artist Banksy has struck again - this time in England with artwork that many consider to be “offensive and racist”. If you recall last year, Banksy had a month-long residency in New York in which he put his art on display in the Big Apple and again ran into a lot of the same problems. Some of his New York work seemed somewhat…uninspired. Don’t believe us? We snapped a few exclusive pics from around the city to help you decide for yourself. 

bootyindernacht:

i like to describe myself as an ayyyyyysexual

not into sex, really into puns


This is Miko, a champagne pink fox

This is Miko, a champagne pink fox

masooonderulo:

themselfff:

slysk8s:

awwww-cute:

While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job

full story??

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN


this dog has a job and i don’t

masooonderulo:

themselfff:

slysk8s:

awwww-cute:

While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job

full story??

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

this dog has a job and i don’t